well suburban rock it's the sound of today
spreading like a cancer cross the usa
cus suburbian folks they got nothing to say
if you can't be entertaining then i wish you'd go away

the middle of the road is where you come
from the middle of the road is where you belong
you ought to become insurances salesmen
cus you all are just the children of reagan

and they say to be polite but i must tell you where i stand
if you're boring as a person you'll be boring in a band

suburban rock it's the sound of today
spreading like a cancer cross the usa
suburbian folks they got nothing to say
if you can't be entertaining then i wish you'd go away

you can't even increase your own pulses
well how you gunna raise anybody else's
and i don't care if you're a quiet or a loud
band i just can't stand a we're just one of the crowd band

and you say that you're having fun and that my anger makes no sense
but when you step onto a stage that becomes fun at my expense

suburban rock it's the sound of today
spreading like a cancer cross the usa
suburbian folks they got nothing to say
you can't be entertaining then i wish you'd go away

i see the shadow darken the nation
it's become an epidemic situation
and i feel breeze from people just snoring
and americans don't need help being boring

and you day to go to rolling stone if i think i'm so great
well i don't want to write reviews but i reserve the right to hate

suburban rock it's the sound of today
spreading like a cancer cross the usa
suburbian folks they got nothing to say
you can't be entertaining then i wish you'd go away

well suburban rock it is a bad new rock
well suburban rock it is a bad new rock
they're rocking it in Boston
they're rocking in New Haven
they're rocking it in Durham