i feel like i'm itchin as the broth begins to thicken
staring in the kitchen at the thanksgiving chicken
a dish filled with candy and a mug of clam chowder
a snifter of brandy and a bowl of white powder

ooh after all this
ooh i can't resist

ooh ooh woo it tastes so sweet
yeah it knocks me off of my feet
ooh ooh woo it feels so neat
sucking on a holiday treat

i'm in the mood for a maraschino cherry
somebody pick me up a can of cranberry
give me some onions and a yellow banana
genoa salami and an apple from atlanta

ooh after all this
ooh i can't resist

ooh ooh woo it tastes so sweet
yeah it knocks me off of my feet
ooh ooh woo it feels so neat
sucking on a holiday treat

just like an animal they say i'm behavin
they say i'm never gunna get what i'm cravin
they haven't tried it but still they try to knock
it check out this holiday treat in my pocket

ooh after all this
ooh i can't resist

ooh ooh woo it tastes so sweet
yeah it knocks me off of my feet
oof oof woo it feels so neat
sucking on a holiday treat
sucking on a holiday treat
sucking on a holiday
on a holiday

sucking on a holiday treat
sucking on a holiday treat
sucking on a holiday
on a holiday

sucking on a holiday treat
sucking on a holiday treat
sucking on a holiday
on a holiday
sucking on a holiday treat