give that man a brown shirt and a microphone
some fans a badge a shotgun of his very own
he's too dumb to star in a tv show
but he's the new hero

Brown Officer Dwight Boyd

on the trail of deadbeats and deviants
on the road to total obedience
every monday night all the idiots
watch the new hero

Officer Dwight Boyd The tv show Cops

officer dwight boyd the crime fighting clown
officer dwight boyd the crime fighting clown

Officer Dwight Boyd

so don't pretend you're innocent
officer boyd is diligent
in half an hour he'll track you down
with any luck he'll beat you down

Officer Dwight Boyd

officer dwight boyd the crime fighting clown

Officer Dwight Boyd

give the kids a brown shirt and a microphone
a plastic badge and shotguns of their very own
their so young but they love the tv show
and the new hero
he's their new hero

Brown Officer Dwight Boyd

so don't pretend you're innocent
officer boyd is diligent
in half an hour he'll track you down
with any luck he'll beat you

Officer Dwight Boyd

down give that man a brown shirt and a microphone
some fans a badge a shotgun of his very own
he's too dumb to star in a tv show
he's the new hero

Brown Officer Dwight Boyd

he's the new hero
he's the new hero
he's the new hero
he's the new hero

Officer Dwight Boyd