Met my baby at the baby gap
Folded magazine in her lap
Down a level to have a bite
Made arrangements for Friday night

Would you like to
If so when
What you want to do then

Called my baby on baby phone
She's appalled that I'm all alone
Straight to my place in baby plane
Rollin slow due to drizzling rain

Tell me where and
Tell me how
And what you want to do now

Now I wonder how you feel
Should I get on my knees and kneel
Or bite my tongue

She's behaving so babily
In this candlelight nursery
It's her methods they drive me mad
I cry out like a little lad

Tell me where and
Tell me how
And what you want to do now

Now I wonder how you feel
Should I get on my knees and kneel
Or bite my tongue

Now I wonder how you feel
Don't you know I'm feeling real

Bite my tongue
Bye bye
Bye bite